Holy Shit!

(Source: ohmythundergod)

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing
10 word story about me everyday all of the time (via hazzzzel)

(Source: paulwes)

halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

(Source: nietzstache)


serialreview:

newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

In all seriousness, though … it’s fucking October.

(Source: spikebuffy)


andythanfiction:

Richard reading Fifty Shades of Grey while Matt is acting it out. (x)

The only thing more incredible than the fact this show is allowed on network in prime time is that this cast is still allowed in public.

Archangels, everyone.

Archangels.

(Source: castieltheunicorn)

Don’t bring up the past of a person who is trying to improve their future
(via kangalex)

(Source: rosexella)


fuck-me-barnes:

(Source: buckysdildo)

scribbleshouse:

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

Gained myself a bad cold. This is not good. I can’t miss college tomorrow. Painkillers and loads of sleep and fluids for me.